Quotes
"Lend me your ears!" Mark
"Don't actually take off your ears, that'd be weird" Nick
"But than how do I complete my collection?" Mark
27/08/15 09:58
"You can't annul the marriage." GM
"So I have to be a widow then..." Asako
27/08/15 09:55
"AGENT COMPROMISED!!" NSA Agent
"Not yet you aren't." Kaito
27/08/15 09:55
"I'm married to my work." Harry
"No you're not. You barely do it." Kaito
27/08/15 09:54
"No. Legally, intention to perform an apocalypse is a crime." NPC lawyer
27/08/15 09:52
"Quick, sport, how many tentacles does it have?" Harry
27/08/15 09:51
"And I'm one of the best spaceship pilots on the planet." Yuuto
"This planet?" Kaito
27/08/15 09:50
"No... Wait for it, wait for it... Ok. Now." Michiko gives the ok for Yamashita to knock Asako unconcious in front of Kazuma.
"Shogo? Could you hogtie Asako please?"
07/03/14 12:10
"ASAKO!!!!! IF YOU CAPTURE MY DRAGON I WON'T JUST MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!" Michiko
07/03/14 12:09
"ASAKO! I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!" Michiko
"You'll have to get in line." Yamashita
07/03/14 12:08
"I don't know what to do with my mortality" Michiko
"Get Kintaro to make you into a vampire!" Nari
"No. We don't want a Twilight spin off." Dietrich
05/03/14 12:45
Money floats down from the sky covered in itching powder.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU DID WITH MY MONEY?!!!!!!" Michiko
"Well yeah." Nari shrugs
05/03/14 12:33
"I'm going to become a teacher at Koutougakkou High!" Kaito
"Um... Have you considered the mortality rate of teachers at Koutougakkou High?" Harry
05/03/14 12:31
"I've got an attack to use on your brother. Only problem is it takes awhile to charge up. You'll need to distract him for... about 7 minutes... You know what? You'll be fine." Kaito to Michiko
05/03/14 12:25
Nick "For those of you who can see Ki, you can see an aura emanating from the Vice-Principal. Except he isn't releasing any Ki, just pure rage."
05/03/14 12:18
"Here! I got you a present!" Michiko hands a lightsaber over to Kintaro
"Best girlfriend ever!" Kintaro
07/02/14 09:11
"I believe my brother can see and hear through the townsfolk." Michiko to Shogo
"REALLY?! WHO!?" Asako
"Every authority figure out there." Michiko and Shogo watch as Asako leaves a trail of dust before watching the show
"Best show ever. Got any Benny Hill music?" Dietrich
Shogo attaches speakers to Asako
"Now it's the best show ever."
19/01/14 16:18
"You need a distraction? I can do a distraction." Kaito
"Ok."
"I AM GOD EMPEROR KAITO AND I LAY CLAIM TO THIS TOWN AND IT'S INHABITANTS!"
"Booossssss. You really shouldn't stand stil." William
Bullets whizz by as Kaito starts dancing
"DO A MORRIS DANCE!" Michiko
"A MORRIS DANCE IS BEATING PEOPLE WITH A STICK..." Realisation dawns on Kaito as he pulls out his baseball bat.
19/01/14 16:16
Lan: *holding a painting* This a portrait of Great God Dagon. Anyone who touches it instantly worships the Great God Dagon!
Shizue: Excuse me? You can't worship an eldritch abomination! If you're going to worship any eldritch abominations, it's gonna be ME! *Sets the painting alight*
28/12/13 10:58
Shizue: "We weren't there."
Lan: "There's no reason to believe either of us were there."
Kintaro: "Very well, then." (walks off)
Lan (shouting): "There's no reason to believe Yukiko was there, either!"
(Shizue stalks off.)
06/12/13 18:07
Nanno (of Yamashita): ...and you can trust us to look after him.
Lan: "Ah. Now is a time for subterfuge."
(Shizue walks off.)
06/12/13 18:05
"I like your grandpa. He gives me the best ideas." Michiko
"You two are evil." Kaito
06/12/13 11:06
"We found a body for Toson!" Shizue
06/12/13 08:46
"Look I don't know about you two, but I just hope that you're making sure to use protection." Kaito
Michiko and Kintaro stare at him.
"... Really?" Michiko
"Hey, I don't know how vampire sperm works." Kaito
06/12/13 08:40
"I AM KAZUMA KONDOU! YOUR GOD!" Kazuma
"... Hey Asako? That's my brother. Go for him!" Michiko
"REALLY?!" Asako starts running and gets tasered by Kaito.
"Why?" Michiko
06/12/13 08:36
"What happens in Boom Town stays in Boom Town." Michiko
06/12/13 08:34
"And that concludes my poem of a rock rolling down a hill" Kaito
All the students burst into applause.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Police Chief
"It was a beautiful poem sir. We saw you close your eyes in deep contemplation of it." Shizue
06/12/13 08:34
"You assembled a group of people who failed Mercy 101" Nick
06/12/13 08:30
"Yeah, we've got a ninja, a couple of gods, some guys from the future... and a guy who can read." - Yukiko
(Harry looks sad.)
29/11/13 13:37
"Hurry up! I'm running out of theme tune!" - Nanno
29/11/13 13:36
"Should a person stop someone who is trying to save others by sacrificing themselves? No. You've heard my partner Asako's argument. A hypothetical: If Asako was saving another by sacrificing herself, would you stop her? If you say you would, why are you lying?" - Harry
29/11/13 13:36
"We need to get sneaky!" - Shizue
29/11/13 13:34
"Nanno IS the next best thing to a whiteboard." - Unknown
29/11/13 13:34
"Kaito came out of the closet with Yuuto, and Shogo stayed in the closet." - (Unknown)
29/11/13 13:33
(Sounds of explosions, alarms.)
"I hear my theme music!" - Asako
29/11/13 13:33
"I mean, everyone is going to die eventually, it's just a matter of waiting." - Tour Guide Jason
"No, no it's not." - Kintaro
29/11/13 13:32
"In humanity's defense, if you take them to space you're responsible for their actions. Like a dog at a dog park." - Hisae
29/11/13 13:31
"I'm back." - Kaito
"Yeah, but you'll go away again." - Yukiko
29/11/13 13:30
"I'm now secretary for the entire council." - Harry
"He just shows up in a short skirt and fishnets, he's not even on the council." - GM
"Fishnets!? That's racist!" - Harry
29/11/13 13:30
"Where's Dieterich? I will kill him and wear his skin as a cloak!" - Asako
29/11/13 13:29
"I am funny!" - Shizue
"Looks don't count for everything, dear." - Hisae
29/11/13 13:28
"He's a nice boy who isn't Kaito, you'll be fine." - Yukiko
29/11/13 13:28
(About an evil crippled gymnast.)
"What's the problem? You're going to be a better gymnast now you have three legs!" - Hisae
29/11/13 13:27
"Keytar! Noooooo! Our love was never meant to be!" - Yukiko
29/11/13 13:26
"From all the students at Koutougakkou High, I, Yukiko Asahina, Acting School President, thank you! ....Oooh, that felt good." - Yukiko
29/11/13 13:26
"I am NOT turning him on!" - Koharu (about Yamashita)
29/11/13 13:25
"I doubt that's the right mask, I didn't recognize that woman as me." - Yuuki
"How would you know?!" - Kaito
29/11/13 13:24
"We're surrounded by sages. The herbs will be there." - Dietrich
29/11/13 13:24
"Can we just go around the monastery?" - Lan
"No, these monks make sure no one goes up the mountain without passing the TESTS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!" - GM
"...oh yeah." - Lan
29/11/13 13:23
(Holding a pebble)
"I recovered the sacred stone of Earth!" - Lan
29/11/13 13:22
"I think I just turned your grandfathers car into a chicken launcher." - Yuuto
29/11/13 13:21
"Apparently, dragons are harder to breed than budgies." - Yuuto
29/11/13 13:21
"Kintaro, do you have a mirror?" - Toson
"Why would I have a mirror!?" - Kintaro
29/11/13 13:20
"Shogo, apparently we're needed in the hall, casual like. And bring a sword just in case." - Kintaro
29/11/13 13:20
"You capture them! It doesn't matter if they develop Stockholm syndrome later!" - Dieterich (about Asako)
29/11/13 13:19
(As Kaito is about to give a speech)
"Boooooosssssss." - William
"What, William?" - Kaito
"Don't fuck this up, boss." - William
29/11/13 13:18
"We are totally not running away from a girl right now." - Koharu (Genderswapped)
29/11/13 13:18
"He is the enemy!" - Shizue
"No I'm not! I quit the Ouendan!" - Kinzoku
"Then he is no longer the enemy! Welcome him with open arms!" - Yukiko
"No! There's been quite enough of that today!" - Hisae
29/11/13 13:17
"Look at these biceps, easily the size of an infant's skull!" - Hisae
29/11/13 13:15
"Hisae! You're not under attack! Someone is showing you human affection, get used to it!" - Yukiko
29/11/13 13:14
"My boyfriend is now a girlfriend!?" - Michiko
29/11/13 13:13
"I thought you didn't have... ya know." -Yuuto, gesturing downward.
"Well people seem to be all odd about it, so I fixed that. Turns out it's not so annoying once you get used to it." -Nari
24/11/13 23:36
"Grope Yukiko? Why would I grope Yukiko? If I was going to go about groping girls, she'd be like... fourth on that list. At least. And none of the others have been groped yet." -An awkward justification from Nari
24/11/13 23:04
"Sooo Michiko gave Dietrich syphilis who gave it to Asako. I sense a rumour coming about." Nick
23/11/13 10:45
Shogo: "Oh, no. Lan wants to help. That's possibly the worst thing that could happen."
Yamashita: "Worse than me helping?"
Shogo: "It's not a competition!"
04/11/13 16:27
"Why are you trying to hurt her?!" Yuki
"SHE EATS CHILDREN!!!!!" Kintaro, Michiko and Koharu
04/11/13 09:54
"Ok, we can send him back now." -Nari, to Yuuto.
"Don't you hang up on m-" -Nari's (ghost) father.
03/11/13 20:57
"Why have you summoned me? I have honored descendants I could be visiting!" -Nari's (ghost) father, to Nari
03/11/13 20:55
"And so, I present this award to the student who has the best academic performance in the school... Nari Kemuri!" -Business teacher
"Say what!?" -Everybody else
03/11/13 20:52
"Why do I try to help people again?" -Nari, after forcefully landing in an icy cold swimming pool.
03/11/13 20:41
"If you don't heal me of Ebola you'll all die." Asako
"No we won't." Michiko
"Fine, you won't die, but your boyfriend will." Asako
"No he won't." Michiko
06/10/13 19:34
"I could SERIOUSLY KILL YOU!" Michiko
"I'd like to see you try!" Asako
"Challenge accepted!" Michiko
06/10/13 19:09
"What's happening?"
"Kaito's turning himself into a spirit to escape responsibility." Michiko
06/10/13 19:07
"Why is part of my soul gone Yuuto? And where's Kaito?" Michiko
"...Interesting..." Yuuto
06/10/13 19:02
"SHE CALLED ME OLD!" Michiko (referring to Asako)
"But... you are old."
"YOU DON'T SAY IT TO A GIRL'S FACE!" Michiko
06/10/13 19:01
"I'm sorry, the person you have called is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!" Dietrich's phone
"DIETRICH! I WANT MY SOUL BACK!" Michiko
06/10/13 18:59
"Shizue is coming to fix your crotch. Don't worry bud'... it'll all be fine." -Shogo, to Nari.
01/10/13 02:58
"Muffins will make everything better... Muffins will make everything better... MUFFINS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!" -Nari
01/10/13 02:45
"Apparently trying to organise an expedition to follow musical sprites is harder than trying to organise one for the basement or H Block." Michiko
Toson nods in agreement.
02/09/13 16:11
"I wanna be the-" Asako
Dietrich holds his fist out as Asako speeds right into it.
02/09/13 16:08
"You note she's slightly concussed." GM referring to the KO'd Asako
"I'd better heal her." Dietrich
"NONONONO! Take her to the School Nurse!" Michiko
02/09/13 16:06
"Look, I know life isn't rosy, look at Kaito for example." Michiko
"I would hate you if that weren't true." Kaito
02/09/13 16:02
"Yuuto yelled. I think his rage broke." Michiko
02/09/13 16:01
"I ran because I heard Shizue was coming to fix my crotch!" -Nari
"I was coming to protect it!" -Shizue
01/09/13 22:54
"Nari... clothes!" -Koharu
"Oh... right." -Nari
01/09/13 22:50
"Shizue! How did you want this to look again?" -Nari, regarding shapeshifting
"Ooooh... give me a second!" Shizue pulls out her 'research material' and opens to a page. "Like that!"
01/09/13 22:49
"Why does this always happen just as I'm about to go into space?" -Shogo, regarding a text from Nari
01/09/13 22:43
"How do you guys get used to this thing?" -Nari, while holding his crotch.
"Aaaand I'm walking right back out." -Shogo
01/09/13 21:36
"Kaito is now my hero." Lan
27/08/13 10:24
"Quick! Get some smelling salts!" Dietrich
"Do they even have smelling salts here?" Kaito
"They have herbs here! They're sages!" Dietrich
27/08/13 09:18
"Boss, you really shouldn't curse yourself, it's bad for your health." William the Wisp
26/08/13 16:15
"You have run out of Avocado." Mark
"... I hate this planet." Yuuto
"At least it solved your cheese problem." Dietrich
26/08/13 16:13
"Can you black out parts of your field report?" Michiko
26/08/13 16:12
"I have the feeling that I've just missed something vitally important." -Nari, on failing an awareness check.
22/08/13 23:34
"You'll have to go undercover." -Koharu to Yukiko
22/08/13 14:39
"I have to go turn Nanno on." -Koharu
22/08/13 14:38
"Gay guys don't have to be effeminate!! It's just a stereotype!" -Koharu
22/08/13 14:38
"Am I responsible for today?" -Harry
"Did you write fan fic?" -Sammy
22/08/13 14:37
"ALL HAIL KAITO!" Cultists
"No! Stop that!" Kaito
08/08/13 12:09
"Ah yes! I know all about immortality! You live, then you die and get reborn to live again!" Lan
Simultaneously:
"No, it really isn't." Kintaro
"It's kinda like that except without the whole 'dying' part." Michiko
06/08/13 11:21
"Can you tell me about these?" Michiko
"Ah yes, these are the secret sacred scrolls of China. There are many of them. Which ones did you want to know about?" Lan
06/08/13 10:40
"You know, I think I take out the prize for worst family." Michiko
"I don't know, my husband's trying to blow me up." Chrysanthe
"Her brother's trying to blow everyone up." Shizue
06/08/13 10:37
"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Asako
"I'll get the sedatives." Dietrich
06/08/13 10:21
Asako hugs Michiko
"Hey!" Kintaro
"What? She's just hugging me." Michiko
"I know!" Kintaro
"Oh right...." Realisation dawns on Michiko
06/08/13 10:21
"noNoNO! I grew out of my experimenting phase a couple of thousand years ago!" Michiko
"I KNEW IT!" Kaito
"........." Everyone just stares at Kaito
05/08/13 12:43
"You know, we should really start to get paid for saving the world." Yuuto
05/08/13 09:09
"Wait. You came here for a normal school?! I pity you." Michiko to Asako
05/08/13 09:07
"He called me a witch!" Koharu
"But you are one!" Lan
10/07/13 11:15
"You're Sonic the Hedgehog." Michiko
"Kon!" Nari in protest
"You're Sonic! Until you can move your tails fast enough to levitate you're Sonic!" Michiko
09/07/13 08:35
"This would be so much easier if I was a villain." - Kaito
"No it isn't!" - Shizue
08/07/13 16:29
"I got buried in a mountain of my own making." - Lan Xiaofan
08/07/13 16:28
"I elected myself secretary." - Harry
"...Harry has legs that go on forever?" - Kintaro
08/07/13 16:28
"That's right, start a fight WITHOUT the two best fighters in school." - Kintaro
"They could have at least sent a text." - Yukiko
08/07/13 16:27
"Wait! This is a trap!" - Lan Xiaofan, halfway through an ambush
08/07/13 16:27
"Finally! I have someone to punch!!" - Yukiko
"She's unconscious." - GM
"That just makes it easier!" - Yukiko
08/07/13 16:26
"Yukiko has this big wooden chest under her bed full of 'research material'. There's one about a girl tied to a chair and--" - Shizue
"Shut up shut up shut up!" - Yukiko
08/07/13 16:25
"Usually being tied to the chair leads to different scenarios according to the research materials I've watched..." - Shizue
08/07/13 16:25
"She's an evil sorceress!" - Lan Xiaofan
"She's not evil! She's my best friend!" - Yukiko
08/07/13 16:24
"They are tempting muffins." - GM
"I am being tempted." - Lan Xiao Fan
"I could get to like you." - Shizue
08/07/13 16:23
"No, you do not need to talk to the goddamn angels!" - Kaito
08/07/13 16:23
"Apparently we need to put a REAL person on it." - Nanno
08/07/13 16:22
"You could ask if she's a virgin." - Toson
(Simultaneously)
"But I wouldn't advise it." - Toson
"I'm not going to take that course of action." - Lan Xiao Fan
08/07/13 16:20
"You really shouldn't put high-energy, high-emotion teenagers in a room and have them moving rhythmically if you don't want magic to happen." - Shizue
"WRONG. KIND. OF. MAGIC." - Yamashita
08/07/13 16:19
"I'm putting Kaito's glowing ball in my pocket."
"Why isn't your pocket this nice!? Yours is all dusty! This is clean and minty!"
08/07/13 16:18
"It's a pretty neutral lever in the grand scheme of things." - Nick (GM)
"In. A. Crypt." - Koharu
08/07/13 16:17
"If you're digging and building sandcastles in the crypt, I'm very worried." Koharu, to Nanno
08/07/13 16:17
"So, was the timestop a good or a bad thing?" - Pierre
"Well, a group of aliens did it to fight Godzilla-" - Yuuto
"I'm out." - Pierre
08/07/13 16:16
"It is both tragic and majestic. Like a dead eagle." Dieterich
30/06/13 20:45
"They've put a hit on you." Kaito
"Eh, just let them kill me. Make sure to carry off my corpse afterwards though?" Michiko
13/06/13 10:38
"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is Kaito Saruwatari" Dave
06/06/13 21:59
"You're not even my species!" Yuuto
"You're not even my age!" Michiko
"... Would you guys stop weirding me out?" Yukiko
07/05/13 00:47
Trying to kill yourself gets tiring after a while- Michiko
(Sighs) I know. -Kintaro
05/05/13 21:13
I'm sticking by 'worst field trip ever.' -Kintaro
05/05/13 21:09
Since when did you become my chaperone!? -Mitsuhari to Michiko.
05/05/13 21:03
I'm holding Kaito's glowing ball. -Koharu
05/05/13 21:02
You're a demon! ...Can I get your autograph!? -Harry to Shizue
05/05/13 21:01
He has inserted himself into the body of the students... -Mark (on the teacher slipping into the mass of people)
05/05/13 20:59
(Angrily) The fox... it's so cute... grr... so cute! -Nanno
05/05/13 20:57
Lots of things you can do with a corpse... ... ... ... ... ... Err... I meant, lots of things you can do with someone else's corpse. -Mark
05/05/13 20:56
"I am taking Kachiko home, see you!" - Kaito
"Bye Kachiko!" - Nanno
"Bye Nanno. Jerk." - Kaito
25/04/13 17:41
"Excuse me, I need to punch a whale." - Nanno
25/04/13 17:40
"Look behind you!"
"There's a giant unholy skeletal whale with a moustache."
25/04/13 17:39
"I don't think I like the beach." - Kachiko
25/04/13 17:39
"I do seem to be calming down. Mostly due to puzzlement." - Nanno
"Then my work here is done!" - Lan
25/04/13 17:38
"You feel like she has the right partner for your USB... that sounded a lot less dirty in your head." - Mark
25/04/13 17:38
"We have a connection! A USB connection!" - Nanno
25/04/13 17:37
"Aww, it's cute. Can we keep it?" - Kachiko, on Fox Nari
"...not again..." - Nari
25/04/13 17:37
"Why is it every time I turn to Nanno's conversations it's always on a line like 'and a Hidden club room'?" - Kintaro
25/04/13 17:36
"Let's just talk about this like adults!" - Yukiko
"We're TEENAGERS!" - Shizue
25/04/13 17:35
"Oh, what's wrong? It's like none of you want to play!" - Evil Shizue
25/04/13 17:35
"You steal my job, then you steal my man!?" - Yukiko, to Kaito
25/04/13 17:34
"Sell cakes, not souls." - Shogo
25/04/13 17:33
Grey Ninja pops up
"Hey Shogo" Everyone
12/04/13 01:16
"You see a huge fish monster. Your instincts are screaming to KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Nick
12/04/13 01:15
"In a helmet no one can see you cry." Mark
12/04/13 01:14
"I am Lao Xiaofun, Secret Sage of the Nine Heavens."
"So, not so secret then." -Nanno
11/04/13 19:24
"Kaito, is that a heavenly body in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" -Shogo
11/04/13 19:23
"Kaito! Your pants are glowing!!" -Pierre
11/04/13 19:22
"Nanno, I didn't know you were that way inclined." -Koharu
"What way inclined is he anyway?" -Shogo
11/04/13 19:22
"So how much sugar did I consume?" Nari
"Enough to give you diabetes. All of them." GM
09/04/13 23:42
"Dropping off the whale"
08/04/13 08:21
Upon seeing a huge dragon
"Is that yours?!" Yukiko
"No! I just think it's really cool!" Shizue
07/03/13 15:53
"But... but... I already have a date." -Chiko
"You do. But you like both of them, don't you. Kaito and the Grey Ninja... why not have BOTH?" -Evil Nari
03/03/13 21:33
'Gasp!' "Receeding hairline! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Pierre
03/03/13 21:31
"We're going to lock them up in the school dungeon." -Nari
"This school has a dungeon!?" -Unknown
"This school has several..." -Yamashita
03/03/13 21:30
"I started the night going stag to the prom. ...Best part of the night." -Kaito
03/03/13 21:29
"Hell is populated by middle management."
03/03/13 21:26
"So this is how I die." -Kaito
"No, Kaito, this is how WE die." -Shogo
03/03/13 21:26
Upon hearing the cheering and hailing for Kaito the new School President.
Shizue: "Why is he allowed to have a cult?!"
11/02/13 16:09
"He leaves the room, and you all start breathing again." -Nick
"The other people remember that they should be pretending to breathe..." -Nari
10/02/13 16:37
"ALL HAIL KAITO!" - Fans/cultists
04/02/13 12:37
"I'm going to stop eating humble pie now." - Shogo
26/01/13 18:00
"Could it be we have a ghost? I mean, I know we have a ghost. Another one!" - Yukiko
26/01/13 17:59
"Girls usually like flowers and chocolate, not someone's smelly old shoes." - Kintaro
Nanno grabs flowers, dips them in the chocolate fountain, hands them to Shizue.
26/01/13 17:56
"We're going bludgeoning!" - Shizue
"What's bludgeoning?" - Yuuto
"The cool thing all the kids are doing!" - Yukiko
"Oh. It's hard to keep up with all the trends." - Yuuto
26/01/13 17:50
"As you get close to him, you feel something vaguely like sexual attraction, except... The reverse." - Mark
26/01/13 17:46
"This is Celestial! Curse of the gods! You can't just take two Panadol and get over it!" - Vigilante Panda
26/01/13 17:43
"I would get in so much trouble if I destroyed the world." -Shizue
26/01/13 17:41
"No, Shogo. You don't want 100,000 children a month." - Minesuki
26/01/13 17:40
"I hope that is not contagious." - Dietrich
"...how do I make it contagious?" - Nari
26/01/13 17:38
"Basement!" Time travel team
"No basement!" Nishiko
"Basement!" Time travel team
"No basement!" Nishiko
"Basement!" Time travel team
"Fine...." Nishiko
06/01/13 21:46
(After having his limb stabbed)
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, my groping hand!" -Kaito clone #3
06/01/13 20:44
"Don't suppose you have any idea what kind of things Shizue likes?" -Nari
"Oh... Demons. Tentacle demons." -Yuuto
"Huh... ...noted." -Nari
06/01/13 20:42
"Is she still alive?" -Yamashita
"The missles are non-lethal... Unfortunately, they're a long way from non-painful." -Nick
06/01/13 20:40
"She opens fire with her rifle, spraying bullets at the entire group." -Nick
"I leap in front of the rifle to block the shots." -Nanno
"She misses everyone... even you Nanno."
(Nanno scratches his head)
06/01/13 20:39
(Upon seeing the new school basement)
"...Is the new building being funded by anyone?" -Yamashita
"Yes... the local billionaire." -Mark
"Oh... oh f*%@." -Jin
06/01/13 20:37
(About the grey ninja)
"Isn't he on holiday?" -Shogo
(Several seconds of silence)
"Ninjas have holidays?" -Yamashita
"Ninjas are people too!" -Shogo
06/01/13 20:34
Michiko: "WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A PERVERT BOOK?!"
03/12/12 07:20
"Can we please stop selling our souls as our primacy method of conflict resolution." Kaito
19/11/12 09:36
"Minesuki! we're going!" Shizue
"Prove it!" Minesuki
"Oh my god!! He's grown a spine!!" Kaito
19/11/12 09:33
"Perhaps the necromancer shouldn't be boosting the Holy weapon." Minesuki
19/11/12 09:31
"Did you find out what Jin was doing?" Yukiko
"Setting up Fireworks." Nanno
"Was he letting plagued ridden peasants into the castle?" Yukiko
"He said no." Nanno
"... and you believed him?" Yukiko
"Yes! He has a very trustworthy face!" Nanno
"Should not have sent the Robot ..." Yukiko
19/11/12 09:29
"You hear the faint sounds of hooves." Nick
"I don't have hooves! What an offensive stereotype." Shizue
"You're a demon!" Nick
"You're a racist!" Shizue
19/11/12 09:24
"The best dance ... Status!" Yukiko
19/11/12 09:21
"I'm paralysed with rage ... but they make a cute couple." Shizue
19/11/12 09:20
"OK. I got two barrels of gunpowder to the basement. I look forward to the show." Nari
19/11/12 09:17
"I just got possessed, I didn't know you could possess people from ... the country." Shizue
19/11/12 09:15
"Its not my fault they made English squishy." GM
19/11/12 09:11
"Here, Kachiko, take my cape for your modesty."
"We're in the middle of a fight, I'm hardly thinking about my modesty!"
"It's not just -your- modesty, it's -my- modesty!"
"...what?"
"JUST TAKE THE CAPE!"
- with Kaito, 4/11/12
04/11/12 20:45
(After Shogo suddenly appeared out of Shizue's top)
"...What were you doing in her?" Kintaro
31/10/12 13:26
"I am not your toaster! I mean... pawn." - Nanno
31/10/12 13:26
*standing over a body with a gun*
"This is what happens when you ignore us, Mark!" - Yukiko (to GM)
31/10/12 13:25
(About Yukiko's Fiancee)
"I told him you were a perfectly ordinary high school student." - Shizue
31/10/12 13:23
"You look familiar." - Shizue
"Yes. I used to be on the disciplinary committee." - Kaito
"Yes! I have your job now!" - Shizue
31/10/12 13:23
"Couldn't we just go up and ask them for money?" - Shizue
"That's called mugging." - Yukiko
31/10/12 13:21
"I do believe a fridge can fly."
31/10/12 13:16
"Kaito decided to open it because I told him to." - Yamashita
31/10/12 13:14
"And now... getting my manhood back magic!" - Kaito
31/10/12 13:12
(After Kaito has been turned into a girl, and ogled)
"Well, you know how Yukiko would react in this situation..." - GM
31/10/12 13:12
"You shotput the fridge into the forest." - GM
31/10/12 13:09
(Of Yuuto)
"Please return to class as quickly as possible" - Mr Yamaera
"Preferably through a door." Kintaro
31/10/12 13:06
"Do you often turn into a table?" - PTA Rep
"Uhm, no, except when... I... turn around a corner and..." - Nanno
"Run into one!" - Koharu
"Yes. I am clumsy and amusing." - Nanno
31/10/12 13:05
"Will you two stop making up words?" - Kintaro
"I just wish they'd stop doing things that require bunkers." - Mitsuhari
31/10/12 13:03
Nishiko "I get to shoot my host in the back!"
08/10/12 23:33
Nanno "You see? I told you coconuts are dangerous."
08/10/12 14:07
Michiko "You know what? It's not dangerous, it's not hurting anyone or anything, so I don't care!"
Regarding music coming from the air vents.
08/10/12 14:05
Koharu "Michiko! I need your help!"
A kitten looks up at her from Kintaro's arms "Meow?"
08/10/12 13:43
Yukiko "I'm a nice person!"
Kaito puts his arm around Shogo "That means we should start running"
Yukiko "I'M A NICE PERSON!"
08/10/12 13:37
"Are you a hero?" Minesuki (asking Michiko)
"I've been accused of being one."
20/09/12 14:48
"Yukiko" Kaito
"Pervert" Yukiko
20/09/12 09:07
'Shinkou suddenly reappears after being disintegrated, and Yamashita suddenly glomps him.'
"Whooo's the playa'." -Kaito
06/09/12 15:44
"Buy me a kitten?" -Minesuki
"Not on the first date." -Shinkou
06/09/12 15:36
"Well, there's still balance in that relationship, you see? Boy (points to Yukiko), girl (points to Kaito). -Yamashita.
06/09/12 15:35
"You're not as strong as the tomboy." Unknown, referring to Yukiko.
"That won't get you points, you're not Kaito!" -Yukiko.
"So you are going out with him then?" -Shinkou.
06/09/12 15:33
"Your buttocks are remarkably comfortable." -Nanno, currently as a table.
"Nanno? ...Please be Nanno." -Shinkou
06/09/12 15:31
"You feel like you've learnt something." -Nick
"We did? Really weird at this school." -Unknown
06/09/12 15:29
"Shogo; The Grey Ninja of Impeccable Timing"
05/09/12 20:13
New school motto: Let's Pretend It Never Happened
05/09/12 20:04
"Aside from that, I feel pretty" -David in Kaito's debrief
05/09/12 20:04
"You need to go undercover." -Yukiko to Kaito
05/09/12 20:03
"Mental note; do not call her a tomboy." -Nanno
"Especially because it's not in the script."-Minesuki
05/09/12 20:02
He is tarnishing my good name...my okay name...MY NAME!
-Kaito on the bathroom photographer.
04/09/12 13:16
"They're leaving school grounds? Is that allowed?"
"Allowed is such a strong word"
03/09/12 13:11
"Just as long as we feed it enough damned souls."
"... not a good line to walk in on."
"I've heard worse."
02/09/12 18:54
"What just happened." Kaito
"Well, a ninja just appeared from smoke and proceeded to give a girl a gift before leaving through the use of a grappling hook after blowing her a kiss." Nanno
"It was a rhetorical question!" Kaito
22/08/12 21:06
"Apparently Yuuto's magnetic pen can cause people to disintegrate and vanish." Nick
"(looks horrified at pen) Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Yuuto
22/08/12 21:04
"Show us where the doll touched you on the human." Kintaro
22/08/12 21:01
"Puny humans are much stronger than mathematically probable." Dinosaur
22/08/12 21:01
"Fine. I'll act as the samurai's second. Wait. What?" Shogo.
"Which Samurai, the undead one or ..." Nick GM.
"That one! The devil I know!" Shogo.
22/08/12 20:59
"I didn't know they had a pet store here!" Shizue, of live dinosaur in museum
22/08/12 20:57
Kaito: And Yukiko is acting like a man again, how suprising.
*Cue Kaito getting elbowed by Yukiko*
11/08/12 00:23
Kaito: "Right if your biology experiments are up the front please raise your hands."
Shizue and Yukiko raise their hands.
Kaito: Right if you would like to come to the front and grab your stuff...actually you are both female and they have tentacles so probably a bad idea.
Yukiko: KAITO!
21/07/12 08:29
"And there you have it, the start of a planetary invasion." -Unknown.
"...Err... great fireworks, Shinkou." -Unknown.
Shinkou rubs the back of his head. "...Uh... thanks." -Shinkou
04/07/12 21:28
"Yukiko, why are you hiding under a table with a boy?" Shizue, to Yukiko and Kaito.
04/07/12 21:25
"I did well on all RELEVANT subjects." -Shinkou, after failing ancient lang and PE.
04/07/12 21:23
Yukiko Asahina: "Despite the fact that you are a shameless pervert and horrible person, I respect what you did back there. It was very brave to step in like that."
Kaito Saruwatari: "And despite the fact that you are crazy violent little bitch, I respect you coming and backing me up. It helped me out."
The two shake hands.
Yukiko: "That's it. That was our 'one'."
Kaito: "That was our 'one'."
They walk very quickly away from each other.
05/06/12 22:37
"No, No, he came out of the closet a little while ago... I helped." Nanno of Kaito
05/06/12 14:46
"I'm blind, sir!" Kaito
"YOU'RE ALL BLIND!! BLIND TO THE TRUTH!!" Mr Tadasaki
"That wasn't metaphorical sir! I CAN'T SEE!!" Kaito
05/06/12 14:45
Busdriver taps Nanno-radiator ... "Stop that." Nanno
Busdriver flinches.
05/06/12 14:42
"Damn it!! I tried to help!!" Yukiko after cheering Kaito and him losing anyway.
05/06/12 14:41
"Protect me coconut!"
05/06/12 14:39
"What are you going on?" GM
"Cheating." Kaito
05/06/12 14:39
"Oh look, the perverts have gone off together" Nanno
"Maybe they're building a pervert club!" Michiko
"If they get a clubroom, I'm gonna be Pissed!!" Kintaro
05/06/12 14:39
"I'm pretty sure Shakespear never used the term 'Daddy-O'." Kintaro
05/06/12 14:35
Yukiko, Shinkou, Takahashi run screaming down the hall.
Jin: "That means the hitting is THAT WAY!" group runs in direction others came from.
05/06/12 14:34
(Regarding the Kendo Club President)
Dietrich: "He's been bitten, but I don't think he's been on a plane recently"
Everyone gives him a blank look
Dietrich: "Snakes on a Plane isn't real? Noted."
08/05/12 10:25
"Centipede goo is a good lubricant... for a sled" Shinkou
07/05/12 08:52
To Shizue: No, sweetie... we're not going to play that game.
06/05/12 22:53
"I'm supposed to blend i... I mean fit in with the normal students." -Nanno
"Riiiiight." -Shinkou
06/05/12 20:09
Drop and give me fifty! -Coach
Shinkou hands him a $50 note.
Err... okay. -Coach
06/05/12 20:00
"I'm blending in with the student population." Nanno
"Student population of macaws maybe." Mitsuhari
02/04/12 19:10
I still have some sizzling sushi if anyone wants it. I'm not going to be digesting it any time soon...
02/04/12 17:04
Ah! Coconut! **SLICE**
It has now been rendered harmless.
02/04/12 17:03
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